Everything is Bigger in Texas

The fat Texas inmate that stashed a pistol in his fat should have hide something else there… I know protection  in the joint is vital to your survival.. but so is eating…

Come the family visit or conjugal visit time, He should  have been like ”  Hey, Baby did you bring me them burritos?” “You know.. the ones i like.”

Oh yeah… food can save a man life behind bars. You can barter, trade and or just save it for yourself.

Lights out…Burritos come out….