Oldest woman alive…RIP

In todays headlines, Gertrude Baines died today… who the hell is gertrude baines? well, Mrs Baines lived to a over rip age of 115. I hope I can make it to 40….

well there was some competition for the rights of oldest person alive, Maria de Jesus  of portugal was the reigning Queen of the Senior Scene, but her departure, Lord wills into Gods Hands….happened in january leaving Gertrude to revel in the limelight..

Doctors say she died in her sleep, a nice peaceful way to go, unless you are having a nightmare  before it happens.

Rest in Peace, Gertrude Baines

Run like man

Its crazy whats happening to Caster Semenya, the South African runner who won the gold in Berlin last month in the female category .

A Austrailan newspaper just released to the world, that Caster is actually a man…Wow… thats a strong accustion for anyone to make.

I know in world competition especially running, sprinting, etc many people have cheated to win.

Caster has set records, and that made people curious. She does look manly, and gender testing currently does happen in international sports.

it makes you think, huh… and you thought it was hard to tell if the girl you’re hitting on in the bar was really a woman.

Nadal Kiss

you probably already heard or maybe seen the infamous Nadal smooch… I think its funny, and how Rafa handles it with ease like the Fonzy.

Jon minus 9

I know everyone is talking about them, but honestly i bet everyone knew this would end up happening. The stress the two were under from the kids and show…

Katie de-balling Jon in front of the world every show, Well I dont agree with cheating, but i do agree with Jon finally growing a pair …and confronting her on his issues.

but Jonny boy… You still are  a dumb-ass for doing what you did…. The child support will eat you alive.

giant rats?

they were found in the rain forests of Papua New Guinea. These things are the size of cats and some dogs.

Just imagine if your furry lil friend cam across this bad boy in the kitchen..

They look friendly 🙂

M.J magic Glove

To Believe some poor sap would pay $48,000.00 for his dirty ol glove….

I honestly do not want to judge the guy, but knowing his history and how freakin’ weird he was, I dont want to think about what he did with that glove…

it probably smells funny….

Man vs Wild or Man vs Food

I enjoy both shows alot. One can teach you to survive in the wildreness….

while the other stuffs his face and probably regrets when He is crapping out a 5lb turd…

I hear stories of Bear Grylls being a fake and all, but still Bear is the man. Its Television! the man is not going to kill himself for our viewing pleasure….

But If I had a choice to either be lost in the jungles of central america, or have to eat a 8lb steak… i would probably choose the latter.

The Late-Late Show

Craig Ferguson is probably one the funniest men on Tv. He does not try too hard to make  you laugh, it looks like he relies just on his pure personality and charm to make you crack a smile, sure sometimes is toilet humor or in some cases flat out raunchy

The parodies He comes out with are hilarious, the Arnold, Micheal Cain, Prince Charles…. all priceless.

Yeah, sometimes the guests on the show are lame or just straight out boring, but on occasion he pulls A list celebs promoting a movies or book.

With all said, I probably would not stay up all nite to catch the show, since I already work a 3am shift, but the beauty of the DVR has changed everything for our viewing pleasure.

If you never seen the show, record it and become a fergie groupie.

Its like TV crack, just lil taste, and you will be sucking on people’s toes just to have the remote control.

Everything is Bigger in Texas

The fat Texas inmate that stashed a pistol in his fat should have hide something else there… I know protection  in the joint is vital to your survival.. but so is eating…

Come the family visit or conjugal visit time, He should  have been like ”  Hey, Baby did you bring me them burritos?” “You know.. the ones i like.”

Oh yeah… food can save a man life behind bars. You can barter, trade and or just save it for yourself.

Lights out…Burritos come out….

Big Chuck on Obama Birth

Chuck Norris wants to see Obama birth certificate… You  know what Chuck!,  I want to see proof your are really part native american.

Just about everyone I know say..”oh I’m Cherokee blah blah.”

I know stereo-types are not the way to go on races or peoples, but when everyone with blonde hair and blue eyes says they are Cherokee, etc… It starts to sound funny.

I loved Walker Texas Ranger, the cheesiness of the show did it all for me, Broddick missing in action flicks even cheesier…

its funny coming from a guy who served in the Air Force..

Anyway back to Chucky’s native-ness… We want to see a blood test or something..

You too, Dog the Bounty Hunter… the long hair and beads, just not cutting it for us..

They both look like they could use a good shower… very trailer